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Brianna Sollandry
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NPC Shopkeepers

Postby Brianna Sollandry » Thu Apr 23, 2020 1:46 am

Me: Oh, wow, this shop has everything my heart desires!
Spooky shopkeeper: Yes. I will warn you that every item comes with a price.
Me: Yes. I know how shops work.
Spooky shopkeeper: The price may be more than you expect to pay.
Me: Yes. I know how US taxes work.
Spooky shopkeeper (increasingly exasperated): I'm trying to tell you I am evil and offering these wares with no regard for the harm they will do!
Me (also increasingly exasperated): I know what capitalism is too, god damn it.

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Re: NPC Shopkeepers

Postby Yoshi » Wed Apr 29, 2020 2:58 pm


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