Spam Policy: read this before you try to register

[Brianna Sollandry]

You may not use this forum to advertise anything whatever without my express permission.

You may not include URLs linking to online gambling sites, bootleg pharmaceuticals, pornography, or anything else.

I consider such behavior to be vandalism and will delete your account first and ask questions later. Just don't do it.

I realize that most account registrations that attempt to do things of that sort are actually produced by automated spambots. In order to make things more difficult for such, the registration screen now includes a question whose answer you can find here.

If you've actually read my Spam Policy, you'll know that a pink cow produces "rosarot" milk, and will have no problem completing your registration.

If you haven't read the policy, you won't know that, your registration will fail, and I will be blissfully unaware that you failed to register. My life, at least, will be Good.