An ancient prophecy foretold the coming of the Chosen One, who would vanquish the Dark Lord and restore peace to the land. What it failed to predict was that the Chosen One is a vain and lazy imbecile, with no interest in pursuing his destiny (unless it leads him into a tavern or brothel).
However, the fate of the kingdom hangs in the balance, and the prophecy was very clear. One way or another, the Chosen One must fulfill his destiny, even if you have to carry him to the Dark Lord’s castle in a sack. So buckle up, brave companions—you’ve got a long journey ahead!
Here it is.